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clamjob:

when he cums on ur face without warning image

refridgerator:

when you stay up all night doing hw and the teacher doesn’t collect it

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LOOK AT THE DOG

- me every time there is a dog regardless of the situation (via guy)

(Source: spockular)

science-and-coke:

oddbagel:

eggito:

BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!

What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.

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How do people end up in relationship after relationship after relationship and I can’t find a single person to even find me remotely interesting for a solid ten seconds? 

cokeflow:

I’m glad people can’t read my mind cause all they’d be hearing is me saying lmao to myself

neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later